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My Bachelors..A Year in Review.
At the request of Sarah..here is my current blog about the bachelors…
In January 2009, I started a mission to find love through Match.com. Needless to say, it has been a very interesting year. I decided in December to end my membership and possibly let nature take it’s course (although it really didn’t work before).
Bachelor #1 — John. I met him for coffee at Starbucks. The man claimed to be 46 and 5’7”. Ahh..no! I would say 5’6” the tallest in his cowboy boots. All I can remember was how little his waist was. I wanted to sit him on my lap and rock him to sleep. He was a finance guy and very boring. No sense of humor (which is hard for me since I think I am a comedian). If you guessed no second date, you are correct. Although he texted me to see if I wanted to have dinner. No thank you.
Bachelor #2 was 36yr lawyer Damien. First two dates I think went well. On the third date, he took two calls from his mother. He proceeded to admit his mother calls him 5xs a day. It’s good he loves his mother but seriously, cut the cord. Three and set him free.
Bachelor #3 Rich. Creepy in person and I think had momma issues. One and done.
Bachelor #4 was Frank. Frank and I had fun, definitely enjoyed making out with him. He became busy and sick. Then would blow me off. I even gave him another chance to redeem himself months down the road. He stood me up! Good-bye.
Bachelor #5. 40 year old telecommunications guy with an E-business. Sorry for all you Amway folks but it is a cult. It took me three dates but than I figured it out, he was in a cult (when he said his e-business was Amway) He tried to sell me vitamins. While hiking, he kept spraying his breath with breath spray. Turn Off!!!!! He had to go…
Bachelor #6 Andy. Andy was 33 and very attractive. A lot of making out but that was it. Another who blew me off. We could never connect so I took it as a sign. Bye!
Bachelor #7 Rob. 40 yr single father of two. My sister made fun of his name. He always had a funny story, I’m still waiting for the punchline. Not funny and that annoyed me. (Shocking for those who know me). Three dates and that was it. Did I mention he invited me into his house to see his flat screen tv? Exactly, not for me.
Which now brings me to current bachelor #8 Tom. Dear Lord, I think he could be a winner. He is funny, he laughs at my jokes and we seem to have a good time. At first, there was a month between dates but I think it is about to pick up. Conversation is easy and flows. I admitted I was a little kooky and he said “good”. I am hopeful and will keep you posted. (Keep your fingers crossed for me)
To all of your searching, I feel your pain. The sea they talk about is more like a pond. You just have to find your lily pad.
